I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
by Cynicool April 21, 2020
Get the bitchmarks mug.Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax
Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!
by Og_dude November 29, 2016
Get the Birthcake mug.When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.
Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.
Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .
Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .
by German Juice December 1, 2009
Get the Birthmasukkah mug.A rediculously large fart that usually occurs during the birthing process. The birthfart is usaully combined with a rediculous amount of shitting.
When Doug's baby is born Meg's gonna birthfart during the entire time. The doctor is gonna shuke all over her twat due to the stink and amount of shit firing out of her!
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
Get the birthfart mug.things yourvampgirlfriend will give you,being incredibly tasty-looking,i have several on my chest,arms and neck.
*being released from the evil clutches of a "vamp"* ..."i do hope you cleaned your teeth!it's bad enough having bitemarks,without me getting rabies!"
by _TwiTch_ May 3, 2005
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Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.
by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011
Get the Birthwake mug.Bitch-mark (see also Bitch-marked.) This happens frequently on American prisons. (First occurred in Louisana, 1958)
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
Once this guy in Cell block D, named Victor.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
by Prisonworker May 17, 2011
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