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Athemas

Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
by fubsish November 7, 2009
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Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
by Techpony September 3, 2012
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attempathy

1. Failure of attempted empathy.
2. The act of empathizing with another individual, but failing due to circumstances beyond your control.
I attempted to explain to my recent ex-girlfriend that I know how she feels in our situation, because I've been in the same position in the past. That attempathy backfired badly, because she thought I was measuring her against another past ex-girlfriend.
by DaHindenburg June 23, 2011
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attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.
Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)
by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014
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attempted martyr

The 'crime' of surviving one's religion motivated suicide.
Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."
by mouselb September 7, 2014
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Attempy

This is the poor attempt at spelling the word attempt, but you at least tried, because she seems cool, but you don't know her that well.
I dunno. I'm tired and quiet. xD conversation attempy: Acquired. xD
by Ninjakittens December 16, 2014
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Attean

Someone who likes the thrill of things for example he likes to do suicide wanks all the time
I once walked in on Attean cleaning a sucide wank in class
by Gayxxgayxxgy September 21, 2021
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