Definitions by mouselb
attempted martyr
Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."
attempted martyr by mouselb September 7, 2014
perfessional
A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.
My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!
perfessional by mouselb August 29, 2013