mouselb's definitions

perfessional

A not-so-obvious amateur or unqualified person passing them-self off as a professional for personal gain, not necessarily out of malice.

My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!

by mouselb August 29, 2013

attempted martyr

The 'crime' of surviving one's religion motivated suicide.

Upon hearing of Mohammad surviving his suicide attack, my imam declared, "It's just another case of attempted martyr."

by mouselb September 7, 2014