Facebook assumption

A very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. Its just making assumptions based on snooping people's facebooks, Such as assuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. Its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone's activities and posts. Can also be Myspace assumptions.

Scenario 1: Teen 1: Dude, I think Karl likes Marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall

Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.

Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.

Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.

by bt-man January 6, 2009

Davenport Assumption High School

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.

ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.

by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011

face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010

MANN'S ASSUMPTION

assuming everything in the world has been in someone's butt.

Due to Mann's Assumption Dan was very uncomfortable while staying at our local hotel.

by punkdad July 29, 2012

group-hug acquaintance-assumption

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

no assumption

a band who you cant really put a finger on their genre.
they think their the best and have obnoxious attitudes and large egos but the sound they create is loose and crap.
the vocals have a weird sound(much like dying cats)
and overall they sound cliche and suck.
most of the members are deadbeats going nowhere.

ashton- OMG GUYS WE ARE SO AWESOME LETS GO GET DRUNK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALL THE GIRLS WANT ME AND BOYS TOO
zane- I KNOW GUYS IM SOOO COOL I SAID BINGE DRINKING WAS BAD AND I'D NEVER DO IT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. IM SO HOT WITH MY AFRO
ASHTON- YEAH RANGA PRIDE. SO HOT.
ALL-
NO ASSUMPTION R0000000LZZZZZZ

by off-tha-wall October 22, 2008

Law of assumption

The law of assumption is a philosophy proposed by Neville Goddard. Goddard maintained that what we assume to be true, we call into our reality. The law of assumption uses imagination as the catalyst for realizing our dreams and aspirations. It says that what we can imagine, we can create.

Law of assumption : affirm u have/are/do ur desire + persist = manifest in ur 3D reality.

by anonymous July 30, 2023