asslow

As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.

My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.

by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

asshowl

when a long fart inspires others to join in

"Man Jerry's asshowl spoke to us on another level, me and my brothers had to join in! We howled for almost 5 minutes!"

by KandyKarizma December 2, 2021

Asspollo

A nickname for the horrible character in the AMAZING WEBTOON Lore Olympus, Apollo, who rapes the main character, Persephone, and try’s to kill Daphne, as well as overthrow Zeus. So basically an absolute shit-hole excuse of a god and a horrible person that should rot in Tartarus.

Person 1: do you know what Apollo did?
Person 2: yes, I’m already plotting his demise!
Person 3: can I join in?
Person 1: of course! We ALL hate that stupid purple faced asshole!

(I really hate that stupid Asspollo!”

by Pink Cinnamon Roll March 19, 2023

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

asscow

one who is such a jerkoff that no other term bearing the word ass would apply to him. Asscow must be used to sufficiently express his overall.....well, asscowness.

I can't believe you gave my monkey porn to jack off to, you asscow!

by GTmiata November 30, 2003

Asspoint

the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.

from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.

by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012