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prosthetic asspointers 

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.
I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.

assprint 

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up
Her assprint was massive
assprint by Norraa April 29, 2006

carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.
I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.
carbon assprint by judgefuj May 31, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026