by mp3452 October 18, 2010
Get the assclownology mug.A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik September 19, 2005
Get the assclown mug.This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010
Get the Assclown McDouche mug.verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009
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Get the Assload mug.Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
by the Toad January 19, 2011
Get the assbook.com mug.to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
by Sexydimma February 24, 2013
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