Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
by Merfzero August 30, 2007
Get the pre-apologymug. A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 23, 2012
Get the republican apologymug. When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
by Flippityfloo November 20, 2014
Get the White Apologymug. by Grandpa Smith July 29, 2009
Get the Apology Sexmug. man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009
Get the Tit apologymug. by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021
Get the youtuber apologymug. A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023
Get the ukulele apologymug.