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Apologive

To give a present to someone as a way to make up for wronging them in some way.
"I was apologiving to my girlfriend last night for cheating on her with her mom, but she just threw the sexy panties back in my face!!!...That is the last time I ever apologive to that frigid bitch"
by smason November 12, 2009
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apologize

To make excuse for or regretful acknowledgment of a fault or offense.

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World, I apologize for George W. Bush's actions.
by imaperson November 3, 2006
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Apologizing

a sex act where the man stands in the tank of a toilet
Jared is apologizing to his mom
by ironsnowball September 3, 2018
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Alologise

To apologise for something that you still find hilarious.
Emma alologised to Gareth for upsetting his balance and causing him to fall in the pig pen.

A while later, Gareth dropped a carton of wet fish on Emma while she slept.

"So sorry," Gareth alologised.
by Tyhannasaurus September 9, 2010
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apologetic bitch

A person who is terrible at standing their ground when acting like a bitch. They lack the ability to own their attitude if it's too mean, unkind, or bitchy. It's regretful for them.
She can never stand her ground when she puts her foot down in frustration... she's an apologetic bitch.
by BefallenWisdom December 11, 2019
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mapologies

short for my-apologies
Mapologies, I didn't know you were talking to me.
by Ramziz April 17, 2020
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yellow brick road apologetics

Coined by Robert M. Price in "The Case Against The Case For Christ", derived from The Wizard of Oz.

Arguing for the truth of a controversial, often religiously significant claim by presupposing the truth of some other equally controversial claim.
"This is why, if apologists like William Lane Craig can get an opponent as far as admitting that Joseph of Arimathea probably did have Jesus interred in his own tomb, and if the women did probably visit the tomb, and that the tomb was probably found to be empty, he can press on to the conclusion that Bingo! Jesus must have risen from the dead! What they somehow do not see is that to argue thus is like arguing that the Emerald City of Oz must actually exist since, otherwise, where would the Yellow Brick Road lead?" -The Case Against The Case For Christ (p.209)

"The disciples clearly didn't hallucinate Jesus after the crucifixion since he allowed Thomas to poke his wounds and he shared bread with them. Simultaneous hallucinations involving multiple sensory modalities just don't happen."
"Yeah, that's just yellow brick road apologetics."
by justanotherusername May 3, 2021
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