"I was apologiving to my girlfriend last night for cheating on her with her mom, but she just threw the sexy panties back in my face!!!...That is the last time I ever apologive to that frigid bitch"
by smason November 12, 2009
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an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.
"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."
"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."
"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."
by puzzlin June 25, 2020
Get the apologinsult mug.Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.
"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"
by Rhym November 18, 2016
Get the celebrity apologist mug."I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018
Get the I DO apologize mug.A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.
Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.
Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.
Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.
Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.
by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014
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To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno
Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
by MzMarketing February 19, 2010
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