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Abstinant Friend

The one person out of a large group of friends who does not drink, do drugs,is the designated driver,attends Christian Camp,and plans to save sex for the right time.
Kelly: Hey, we're getting smashed tonight, Aiight?
Trishelle: Chyeah...Oh wait, someone needs to be the Designated Driver!
Kelly: Dont worry, we'll bring Sarah.
Trishelle: Why?
Kelly: Cause she's our abstinant friend.
by Sarah McNasty December 19, 2008
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Aston

One of the most nicest guys you’ll ever meet. Very handsome too. He will help you anyway as possible. He’s super cute too omg lol. He’s very mature too:)
Miley: Suzy Aston is so cute omg
Suzy:yeah and he’s nice he’s a keeper
by Ukeleleluvr March 15, 2019
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abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.
by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006
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aston edge

usually the first one to pick up a chicken leg and decorate it on christmas eve.
by Shellsss December 22, 2008
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abstination

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.
Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation
by wchp July 28, 2016
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Aston Academy

A toxic school ran by a creep.
I don’t want to go to Aston Academy. Send me to a better school that’s not ran by a creepy principal.
by LELE SHANKZ March 15, 2021
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ethan aston

the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
oh look its ethan aston the ahole
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