asstard

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

by CBG April 21, 2007

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

Asstard

A retard and/or bastard that smells.

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019

asstard

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

by John Ly October 22, 2003

asstard

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009

assturbating

Masturbating by fingering your anus.

Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night!

Jim: What happened?

Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I walked into a room and I caught Lisa assturbating. So I asked her if I could join and we totally got it on!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008