rusty venture

masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.

what's a rusty venture??

by drexell015 November 30, 2010

Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I've given myself a few rusty ventures having not lost my virginity until i was 24.

by MADD415 November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.

I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.

by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.

Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.

He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.

by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010