Twank

To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.

I tried to change the two-column newsletter to one column. Now the whole thing is twanked.

by Snarls Barkley January 11, 2012

twank

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells

The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night

by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008

twank

Whut I named my boy.

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."

by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004

twank

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

Twank

\Twank\, v. t. To cause to make a sharp twanging sound; to twang, or twangle. --Addison.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

He twanked his banjo.

by Yarg September 16, 2005

twank

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

by siggins December 28, 2005

Twank

The coupling of the words "twat" and "wank" to describe the female mastubatory pursuit

Cindy sat back, spread her legs wide in the air and began to twank ferociously

by Mithras84 June 21, 2008