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Hersey High School

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010
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Heritage Douche

A white/latino/black/asian/indian or any other ethnicity (mostly white) person who constantly brags about their ethnicity or heritage.

Most of these people are only a small percentage of another heritage (such as German, British, Irish, Cuban, etc..)
They constantly brag about being only part, or all of a certain Ethnicity or Heritage.

White people will brag mostly about being a European, as latino's will brag mostly upon their own Ethnicty, using it as an excuse or some other lame bullshit idea.

Like myself for instance, i'm part Mexican (since my grandma is a full blown Mexican) part Italian, part Austrian, and part Russian, but do i constantly brag about it? No. Because no one cares. Since i'm white as hell, no one would believe me either.Espically about the whole Mexican part.
Guy 1: Why do you drink all that weird European Imported shit??

Guy 2: i'm Irish, Danish, and Samoan. I have to drink.

Guy 1: So fucking what. I've already told you what my ancestor ethnicity's are. See me bragging about them?? No.

Guy 2: You're fucking predigest against Irish people aren't you?

Guy 1: No i'm not, and you're only a small part of Irish, like any other asshole claims to be, Dumb ass.

Guy 2: You know, Samoan people like me can fuck you up in an instant. We're burly, big-ass Mo Fo's.

Guy 1: Dude, you're more white then me, your parents are more white then me, i've met your entire family, and they're all skinny, slender people. And not a single one had at least a single dark shade of brown.

Guy 2: You're just jealous because i'm Danish. We make bomb-ass food. Like the pastry you're eating right now.

Guy 1: You're such a Heritage Douche..
by Just another opiononated guy.. September 7, 2009
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hefstepper

An obese person who is part of a dance crew. Any context including: ballet, square dancing, figure skating, ribbon dancing, thrashing, mashing, break dancing. Excludes: twerking.
The dance competition was tough. The opposing team had a real hefstepper.
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helstad

A helstad is the fittest guy you will ever know, his directions are clear and he obviously knows how to lead football derby.
Helstad was able to do 10 push-ups in two seconds
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heretic

n 1: a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the Roman Catholic Church syn: misbeliever, religious outcast
2: a person who holds unorthodox opinions in any field (not merely religion)
He doesnt believe in god, he's a heretic.
by adrian (atl) September 28, 2005
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White House Heritage

A school located in Tennessee that is absolute dog shit. They only have a positive football record because they face irrelevant Kentucky Teams. There football team is basically the unwanted White House Players. There girls are also TREESHES and will fuck anything in a 10 mile radius. Also the students have a reoccurring gay orgy called the “Bromigos”
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Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys
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Heist

Pronunciation: \hīst\
Function: Verb

To successfully execute a highly strategic, meticulously planned mission, led by a diverse, specialized tiger team of experts in efforts to gain, or regain something of tremendous value.
Example Sentences:

The rapidly growing Washington, DC-based, creative fast company helped clients heist the best of their brands, marketing efforts, events and talent, then transformed them into something priceless.
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