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Tough as a big toe

Mocking someone when they act tough. Big toes experience much pain when stubbed and even the toughest of men turn Into cry babies.
Look at that alpha male, he’s as tough as a big toe!

tough luck 

another way of saying "that's too bad" or "you'll have to deal with it"
You need to go to your locker? Tough luck; I don't give hall passes!
tough luck by kasey White December 10, 2003

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.
I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead
Tough Mudder by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

Tough Old Broad 

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.
Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.
Tough Old Broad by Baytrey October 22, 2013

tough old bird 

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock