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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due
Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.
by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022
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Water

by Idkwhattoput....... December 5, 2017
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water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
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Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.
Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!
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MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.
Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.
by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017
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Salt Water

Meaning Cuntwaffle, shady, too faced. Addicted to attention.
Dont pay attention to salt water. It bad for your health.
by opyo December 30, 2020
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