Bag of Water 

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

Bag of Water by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

throwing random water bottles 

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.

do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!

throwing random water bottles by poet P July 1, 2009

brick on water 

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

brick on water by rainczech August 19, 2009

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel 

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

changing the ac water 

having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.

person: hey.

other person: hey... whats that noise?

person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?

changing the ac water by daddyfatsacks001 July 3, 2010

Tokyo Tap Water 

an excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement or irrational behavior.

Jake: My gosh Ric what was wrong with you this morning. You yelled at me for eating my Cheerios too loudly and kicked the dog on you way out the door.

Ric : I'm not sure what came over me this morning. Someone must have slipped me some Tokyo Tap Water at the restaurant last night, but I'm cool now.

Tokyo Tap Water by DaKineRT April 10, 2011

Out of water gold fish. 

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

Out of water gold fish. by tsipar July 31, 2011