Grade the Cheese 

when you put cheese on a dick and then eat it off (also works with warm melted cheese)

My friend Sterlyn and her boyfriend Caelan totally grade the cheese every weekend

Grade the Cheese by deathmetal.cowboy December 19, 2015

curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.

"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

curds my cheese by Dr. Schindigs, B.J. March 23, 2016

toe nail cheese 

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

toe nail cheese by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

salty cottage cheese 

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

salty cottage cheese by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Lick my cheese

Reqeusting another person to lick your special sauce. This is similar to the phrase suck my dick

Tino: "Sarah said she doesn't want to go out with you."

Brendan: "Well you can tell Sarah that she can lick my cheese!"

Lick my cheese by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

pile of cheese 

1. Someone who is fandom trash

2. Someone who is very caring and sweet

3. Someone who smells

"That guy is a total pile of cheese!"

pile of cheese by orange cutie December 28, 2016

Cutting the cheese 

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

Cutting the cheese by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018