He ate 4,594,120 doughnuts today, so therefore he is fat. However, if he worked out, he could lose the weight.
by aarondaelephanttipple June 19, 2018

by aarondaelephanttipple June 19, 2018

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by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

My favorite restaurant!
by aarondaelephanttipple June 25, 2018

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.
by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018
