male half-life 

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !

jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.

male half-life by michael foolsley May 30, 2022

The meaning of life

Is to find virgin faithful true love in each other forever and don’t be with no one else and love each out greatly as best as possible and the real meaning of love not what you think love is. And to Worship and thank ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL as much as possible for this love he bless you with

The meaning of life is always seek out alone and always fail to reach a trillion times over.

The meaning of life by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 2, 2022

Not fuckable for life (#NFFL)

The opposite of #FFL. These people have given up; an apparent lack of self-care; do not dedicate time to self-maintenence and health

That couple really let themselves go after they got married. I’ll bet they’re not even attracted to each other anymore because they are not fuckable for life (#NFFL)

Not fuckable for life (#NFFL) by Dr. Blabby June 18, 2022

Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter 

A super cute video game on the Nintendo DS released in 2009 with a super depressing ending in Version 1.0. In Version 2.0., 5th Cell fixed the fucked up ending because North American kids would've been freaked out.

Why does Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter have such a sad ending??

Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter by anonymous200020 June 26, 2022

Drawn to Life: Two Realms 

A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...

Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.

Drawn to Life: Two Realms by anonymous200020 July 11, 2022

The Ultimate Life Form 

A Term Referring To Shadow The Hedgehog, The Ultimate Life Form Created By Professor Gerald Robotnik.

Person 1:"Ever Heard Of Shadow The hedgehog?"
Person 2:"Yeah, I Heard He's The Ultimate Life Form".

The Ultimate Life Form by Coolman68 November 13, 2022

What a life... 

Either used after someone said something awkward or in order to break the silence in a group that suddenly turned silent.

* awkward silence *
Boy: What a life...

What a life... by alesas November 14, 2022