bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

penis sleve

womans vagina

she had a tight penis sleve

by catman23323232 March 12, 2010

penis harvester

a man or woman who takes in large numbers of penis for their own pleasure.

Ted: hey, john, wanna go see fall out boy?

John: wow, fall out boy? those penis harvesters, im going to see cannibal corspe.

by cannibalcorpse6969 October 30, 2009

Penis Claws

A facebook sensation involving a penis version of Santa that rapes you on Christmas

A penis with claws Penis Claws

by Abdoo March 31, 2011

Penis Sandals

something you say when exiting a group of people in an epic fashion

Ronald slap Tim in the face and said "Penis Sandals" before walking away

by Big Papi Popcorn May 25, 2011

Penis Copter

bad, unfortunate, awful

Also an expression when someone is left speechless, usually preceded by well,

Dude! The fire department is on fire!

Well, penis copter!

by Pseudonymzizzzl June 2, 2011