1.when a group of 8 people all get boners and rub them together while skeeting
2.when a man feels like he wants to commit suicide, so he goes to a sleepover and cuts off everyones penis while they're sleeping, piles them up, wakes everyone up, and burns them
2.when a man feels like he wants to commit suicide, so he goes to a sleepover and cuts off everyones penis while they're sleeping, piles them up, wakes everyone up, and burns them
by penoirlovair March 2, 2009
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by JR December 3, 2003
Get the bad-penis mug.(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.
(b) A hit song by John Bauman.
(c) The penis on a monkey.
(b) A hit song by John Bauman.
(c) The penis on a monkey.
John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.
by Mark April 14, 2005
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Ted: hey, john, wanna go see fall out boy?
John: wow, fall out boy? those penis harvesters, im going to see cannibal corspe.
John: wow, fall out boy? those penis harvesters, im going to see cannibal corspe.
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