Wonka boy

A boy who likes a lot chocolate. Usually eats chocolate every day because of its health benefits.

"Yo, you're a wonka boy arent ya?"

by Ran(dum)words4u September 18, 2019

Wonken

When someone is on another level of bullshit. The most extreme word that can be used to say “your weird as fuck”.

“Quit cappin’ bro your wonken!

by CaeCity February 11, 2020

WookBaby

A bass thot whose spirit animal is a starwars wookie. They usually hang out at EDM concerts and partake in general thotery with king simps, ethots and a menagerie of other party animals

DJ: Wook giveth
WookBaby: I wanneth, give it to me Sky Wook. RRWWWGG

by Rathmagar June 27, 2020

Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional

“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

Wook Centipede

Wooks borrowing everything from each other, forever.

Since Covid has ended festivals, we can only assume wooks are sustaining themselves with a Wook Centipede.

by Definitely_Not_Steve September 20, 2020

Wook wobble

the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.

Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?

Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!

by aka_Boo November 3, 2020

Wonk

The act of flushing one’s entire dick and balls down the toilet

Guy 1: Did you hear Steve got his nuts ripped off?

Guy 2: No, what happened?

Guy 1: He tried to Wonk in an airplane bathroom

by Tito “Dick” Dickman December 11, 2020