kendall vertes

A pretty girl with a bad attitude

Man I wish I was as pretty as Kendall vertes

Kendall vertes needs a better attitude

by Hdjk November 13, 2016

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

vertical bacon

A womans vagina

yo that vertical bacon is some salty shit man nar mean

by hmmm bean March 11, 2009

vertical smash

the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash

Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.

by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

Vertighetto

The feeling of Vertigo that comes from listening to a very ghetto person speak for prolonged periods of time.

I just saw some southern rappers get interviewed on BET, and I have no idea what they said. They gave me vertighetto."

by TradeMark310 May 20, 2010

vertebra

The round part of the "spinejoints" or for some prefer calling them " vertebral" on animals.
There are 5 types of animals that have spines or vertebral:Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians

something broke this pigeon's vertebra

by MasonUSMC January 31, 2015

Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010