shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009

Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.

Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)

by uranium236 June 18, 2011

Ticket

$10-25 Bag of herion which breaks out two about 2 small lines.... Ten Tickets equals a bundle.

Buyer: wassup with two tickets to the Houston game?

Seller: thats gonna run ya bouta dub

by Shahman August 24, 2009

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!

by Dan Slaypiece November 3, 2008

Ticket

20 (twenty) dollars USD of a bag of Heroin. heroin drugs bag
Named for the container of folded paper which is done in such a way that it holds the drugs and looks like a paper ticket to a show or movie.

Hey man can I get a ticket off of you

by milkyDG_sT May 21, 2018