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shit ticket receptacle 

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.
If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

shit ticket dispenser 

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.
Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.