A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
by soursabbath November 11, 2022
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“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
by soursabbath November 11, 2022
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The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.
"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."
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Get the tender tits mug.When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
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