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a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
mugGet the a tube goingmug.

Tube-taught

adjective

1) taught to oneself or by oneself to be (as indicated) with the aid of YouTube or other online videos
2) learned through hands-on experience guided by YouTube or other online video resources
Origin: 2015
1) Tube-taught Bariasta; a Tube-taught small appliance repairman
2)a Tube-taught mastery of the art of Minecraft
by Clockwork2k2 May 31, 2015
mugGet the Tube-taughtmug.

tube sausage

by Macdadeo October 6, 2017
mugGet the tube sausagemug.

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
mugGet the Poo-Tubemug.

Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
mugGet the docking tubemug.

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.
We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
mugGet the tube noosemug.

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