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Tornado

A funnel shape that comes from the clouds and is formed by cold and hot air mixing with each other.
When the vortex hits the ground, it is called a Tornado. They can have winds up to 100-miles to 255 miles.
These winds are devastating and can easily tear down a house. They have a scale called the "Enhanced Fujita scale". It measures the destruction of the tornado aswell as the winds inside the tornado. It goes up to 5. EF0: Little damage; Hairdo ruined, roof tiles off. EF1: Moderate damage; roofs torn down, cars turned, trees blown. EF2: Acceptable damage; Poorly made houses ripped off the ground, cars lifted, trees gone. EF3: Severe damage; Houses lifted off foundation, cars teared. EF4: Insane damage; Well constructed houses ripped off the ground, trucks (tankers) sucked right in, thrown. EF5: Extreme damage; Concrete structures DESTROYED, houses OBLITERATED, welded-to ground structures gone.
Also, please note, if you decide to place your house in tornado alley, don't be mad when you come back from work and see your house missing.
That tornado destroyed my house!
I saw it!
by ThatOneFuckingNigger March 30, 2017
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Tornado Syndrome

Tornado Syndrome is a disease that makes one overuse shitty dead memes and the words "no u" in a discord chat.
It is a strain of Slimtism, which is a worse form of Tornado Syndrome. once one is infected they begin to make fun of themselves, by changing their discord name to "The Jewish Belgian" and "de shat" which shows that they are indeed a victim of Tornado Syndrome.
Tornado Syndrome is real, don't go to builigium or you will get it
by Migger Slayer July 22, 2018
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Tornado Spin

A skateboard trick made by Jamal Smith, local skater from Philadelphia. The trick consists of a Fakie Bigspin back to zasters 360. There is a video of him on YouTube, but the instructions are a little vague with him doing other tricks while trying to teach.
Jamal Smith: Ok, this is how you do the Tornado Spin.
by pinjer October 2, 2018
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Awkward Tornado

- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.

- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."

- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.
Silence*

Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here

Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is

*Conversation begins.
by aureole November 16, 2010
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Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly
“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”
by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020
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Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.
WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado
by charlie December 25, 2004
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