Dixon Ticonderoga

it sucks

give me that Dixon Ticonderoga i need to write

by imabsolutelynotdrew February 13, 2018

dick tionary

dick tionary- it looks like a dictionary but its a porn mag

rick:do you wamt to go look at dick tionarys
todd the jock:hell ya brother

by lokiprime_is_mine February 28, 2018

Naviggra'tion

Full word: naviggravation (but no one has time to say all of that).
The state of aggravation while navigating (driving), especially with the use of navigation tools on your smart mobile device. Examples of such tools include: apple maps, google maps, and in still rarer cases, mapquest.

Me: Hey Siri, take me to 123 Street in Town, State, Zip.
Siri: Okay, first take this right. Then take another right. After that,... Signal has been lost.

Me: Take me to 123 Street!
Siri: Okay, take this right, then... Signal has been lost.
Me: Damn you Siri. I did not pay for you or this plan to get lost and/or have to rely on the good will of strangers to guide me! This ain't navigation. This is naviggra'tion!

by Pooperscoopersmith June 8, 2018

Dick tionary

Yes

Dick tionary

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

dirty tipton

A fat person that stays inside all day and plays video games.

Gerald was a dirty Tipton because he never left the house.

by McSpaghetti October 18, 2021

(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021