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Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019
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Alone Time

Noun: a time spent away from other people, often used to ground oneself, or do something creative.
Jada’s art has gotten so much better now that she has more alone time
by Haveyouseenthegreencat? February 23, 2022
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hay time

Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned

Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009
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Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010
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Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time
Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?
by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010
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furlough time

Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.
Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"

Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
by @theosus January 22, 2009
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Caribbean time

Approximately 1hr to 1 1/2 hours late. Usually very late and often done by Caribbean people.
by Jen@@ January 28, 2018
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