Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.

Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time

by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019

Caribbean time

Approximately 1hr to 1 1/2 hours late. Usually very late and often done by Caribbean people.

I’m on Caribbean time.

by Jen@@ January 28, 2018

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

Funky time

when 2 people get together and have a good sex session

they'd not seen each other for a long time and at last it was funky time

by leroyragamuffin September 13, 2011

Jonno time

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

hay time

Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned

Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'

Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!

by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009

Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010