thonk

when a man staddles a woman's torso and slaps her face with his semi-erect penis

I like to thonk your wife before I bang her.

by jose April 22, 2005

thong wearer

One who wears a thong on a daily basis

Rori is an adamant thong wearer.

by Anonymous person Anonymous June 27, 2006

bong thong

A small piece of undergarments designed especially for men and surrounds the genitial area, and looks rather impressive or sad.

A man thong.

Generally made of spandex or mesh/fishnet and are often worn by strippers.

"Last night, me and my girls went to that club, the sausage pit, and a hot dancer sported a mighty fine red bong thong."

by Sra.(s) Jay and S. Bob January 11, 2006

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

thong

the hottest thing a girl can wear gives the most exposure and the most horniness to a straight man hottest thing a girl can wear no exceptions

i hope to see my girlfriend in a thong when she leans over

by fatpenguinzrtakingover December 28, 2005

thong

thongs are boner machines

the thong gave all the horny men boners

by mAGIK bUS April 10, 2005

Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS)

The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.

Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”

by kraftgirl September 30, 2009