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Im going to own all these noobs

A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself
Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No
by Nugget_isGay October 24, 2020
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these nuts

something that boys say after you say something just to be asses
me: Ur gay
boy: Ur gay these nuts
by Cheex July 12, 2004
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008
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Theresa

Theresa is the most beautiful girl I have ever met. Her eyes and smile can captivate any man. She's sexy and knows what she wants. She's very intelligent and talented and her mind and her soul are just as beautiful and attractive as she looks. She really doesn't know how wonderful she is. She's compassionate and loves to help others and this is one of her best traits. She has a beautiful soul, full of life, warmth, beauty, passion. I regret hurting her by not telling her how I feel, and I am sorry for this, I would give anything to be with her. I measure every woman against her. She is special to me and my memories of her are some of the best of my life. I want her to know that I love and adore her always, even though we aren't together.
I love Theresa
by MatrixMan77 November 23, 2021
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TheresaTony

A Man-woman. Long legs that can sparatically disperse a small amount of fluid from the toes. A fungi. When separated (theresa tony) nobody wants to hang out with them. One is stupid and thinks he is funny (theresa, ya he) and the other sits and plays with himself. (tony)

When rubbed together create a glue-like substance that contains mint strips. So cassie's can lick it and feel clean.

Never a good character in a story. Will likely stab there friends in the back..or the chest, cuz they dont care if you can see them do it.

If you go fishing with half of a theresatony, you'll probably either get your fish stolen because once caught, half of the theresatony will probably jump in and bite the fish off your hook and say they caught it; or the other half of a theresatony will just push you in because they think its funny.

theresatony
Person: Why are you wet?

Person the person asked: Because of theresatony.

Person: Why are your hands creamy?

Person the person asked: I was massaging a theresatony and cum came out it's toes?
by cbone_40;) February 20, 2009
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these nuts on your chin

The phrase you say to anyone/everyone you have put your balls on. Especially if they were on the chin.
Your Boss: "Ok. Shifts over... you can go home now."
You: "Not until I put these nuts on your chin"

You: "I love you Dad."
Your Dying Father: "I love these nuts on your chin."
by thesenutsonyourchin November 29, 2016
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tylor thees

by geoff wetgerdes April 24, 2005
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