Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.

Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time

by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019

Caribbean time

Approximately 1hr to 1 1/2 hours late. Usually very late and often done by Caribbean people.

I’m on Caribbean time.

by Jen@@ January 28, 2018

Time Rutke

1) A Vin Diesel wanna be.

2) Can be used instead of time

Hey man, do you know what Time Rutke it is?

by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

furlough time

Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.

Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"

Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."

by @theosus January 22, 2009

Funky time

when 2 people get together and have a good sex session

they'd not seen each other for a long time and at last it was funky time

by leroyragamuffin September 13, 2011

Alone Time

Noun: a time spent away from other people, often used to ground oneself, or do something creative.

Jada’s art has gotten so much better now that she has more alone time

by Haveyouseenthegreencat? February 23, 2022