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strumpet

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.
by Grancy January 18, 2012
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stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing
Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
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stripper kiss

The act of a stripper's vagina coming into contact with any part of your body. This is usually followed by severe scrubbing of the contacted area with heavy duty soaps in a vain attempt to kill any diseases.
the stripper last night came in a little too close trying to grab the dollar bill out of my mouth, and ended up giving me a stripper kiss on the forehead when she over-shot it.

i really hope that my stripper kiss was wet because she was turned on, and not because her vagina was oozing puss.
by ac57 November 25, 2009
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stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.
Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"
by EPS January 21, 2007
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bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.
You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!
by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007
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stripping

v. stripped, strip·ping, strips
v. tr.
1. A trick used by whores to bribe others into giving you money even when they don't have any.
2. Also what is used to descibe the appearance of the skin on your member after you have sexual relations with a stripper without using 2 condoms and 3 tablespoons of comet.
quotes from strippers do not exist because
1. anything someone who is stripping say gets tuned out by everyone who has at least 1/8th of a brain.
2. everyone is too buisy staring at their tits
3. stripers are paid to keep their mouths shut and their cloths off.
by Karmakaze May 14, 2006
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strumpet

Miller-lite in a can
We're out of strumpets already? But we got the 30-pack!
by JCKitten April 1, 2010
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