stretcherous

any road, ski slope, trail, beach or other venue of fun which may cause you to end up in an ambulance

The icy trails look stretcherous today.

by duff44 February 12, 2015

Stretchgasm

Commonly known as the moment of intense pleasure, either seated or standing, resulting from someone who has been motionless for an extended period of time finally stretches all of his or her muscles simultaneously, resulting in an inadvertently loud sigh of relief or other abnormal vocalization.

Guy: *stretches and makes obnoxious noise*
Girl: "What was that?"
Guy: "We've been sitting here so long I just had a stretchgasm"

by Fooshmow August 16, 2016

Stretch

To hit someone in the back of their head.

DeMario: Ay that mane just took your phone.
Travis: Hell nah, Jeremy go stretch his shit!
Jeremy: Ight, say less!

by Memphis Terms October 29, 2019

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Vagina Stretcher

A truck, SUV or any vehicle that sits up high so when chicks step into it they stretch that vagina.

"Yo are you rollin through tonight?!"

"Fo sho! Rollin in the VS bitch!"

(VS aka Vagina Stretcher)

by Odizzledizzle March 3, 2014

sock stretcher

A girl with everything good but her cankles. An inverted butterface.

Ex., "You and your girl still together?"

"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"

"Classic sock stretcher!"

by Paulypoo November 20, 2014