Church Room Squeaker

When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.

Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker

by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014

Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Netflix and squeal

When she wanna get down, but ain't the one.

We're going steady, ya kno?

Ohhh...so a netflix and squeal kinda thing?

by Kingtrolo64p August 26, 2022

matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

Squam

A young, confused man-boy. Someone struggling with identity.

"That guy looks like a body builder...but dresses like an emo skater. What a Squam."

"Sam takes a long time to get ready. What a bitch. He's totally Squamin."

"That guy eats alot of food all summer and totally pulls ass. But i heard he goes back to school and doesnt eat, just to fit in with the band..mannn. What a squam."

by huge dack May 27, 2009

squeage

masterbating furiously to dead bodies

"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."

by butters August 19, 2004

Squeaky Door

Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.

The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.

by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006