People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.

Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*

by icil February 1, 2009

Straight Spray

Noun- Object that is used on men who want to become straight.
If you think your roommate loves cock in his asshole then you use Straight Spray on him to turn his life around.
It usually works but you can not guarentee that it will change his cock giving and taking ways.

Yo bro I think John is fuckin gay I might have to use some Straight Spray on him so he will stop taking cocks in his ass on the weekend.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

courtesy spray

spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.

Bob-I'll be right back, I have to take a crap.
Fred-Make sure you courtesy spray!

by gloriouslemon March 6, 2009

gayaway spray

A spray used to get rid of the homosexuality around you.

Why pray the gay away, when you can spray the gay away with gayaway spray?

by penis teeth June 4, 2018

Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.

Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”

by EnterTermsHere March 13, 2019

Bitch spray

Bitch spray, is a spray bitches need including vsco girls. Like i bought one and i sprayed it on a vsco girl, she no longer has dumb bitch syndrome. I was so relieved i dont have to hear sksksks or an i oop!! Get ur own at www.spraydumbbitches.com

Bitch spray is a spray to stop vsco girls.

by Bitchspray.com August 22, 2019

Axe Body Spray

A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials

In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application

or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!

High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021