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speech dialysis

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.
We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
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Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
by Willack October 16, 2008
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The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"
by sickboy101 May 17, 2010
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speed bumping

A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.
Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
by Homie Cool March 13, 2010
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speed wank

it is someone who wanks and cum's in a matter of seconds
adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
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Speed limit of sex

Sixty-eight. Because when you reach sixty-nine, you have to turn around.
I know. Lame.
Dude: Last night I broke the speed limit of sex.
Guy: 69?
Dude: Yep.
Guy: How lame...
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After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 2, 2009
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