shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

Selden

A town in central Suffolk County Long Island, NY. the population consists of about 21,861 people. selden is 4.7sq miles big. three schools are located within selden and they are Suffolk County Community College- Ammerman Campus, Newfield High School, and Middle Country Central School District

selden ny, is the greatest

by Courtney Catastraphy October 12, 2008

sheldon

plankton, a dog, the cutest thing EVA, and an old man

Hey puppy boy! Cmere sheldon!
2) mwa hahaha i will destroy earth
you get back here kiddos!

by the repairman January 2, 2012

Seldom

radnom cretin whos neva seen and feels sorry for themslevles
or a word sombody calls themself who thinks tht ther kool coz they took it from the song bye elbow

"i am the seldom kid" "no youre not yore a douche fag"

by aswomesauseer August 23, 2009

human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

human shield

A political act from one that uses their body only to prevent armed forces from advancing. It is normally done in places where political dissenters demonstrate their belief that the state's irrationality is at such an extreme that they would resort to political propoganda and violence to denounce and crush their own citizens.

by The less normative June 20, 2003

Sheldon

A cheating bitch. That plain and simple.

“you see that guy over there ?”

“yeah that’s Sheldon .”

by yeah it’s true September 25, 2019