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I just got a new shitten!
by Shitten February 23, 2020
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shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
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'Hey looks its that retard!'

Other person: 'What a shitter'
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Babe hand me my shitter vape I need to go bathroom
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Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.
"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."
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ribbon shitter

Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
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Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.
Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.
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