Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

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Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

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petar schriner kiaran

he is a nice caring teen i would know be cause i am petar the hot sexy kid

my example is petty much the same thing im petar and i am a saver

by petar schriner April 24, 2005

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Is a person who is such a looser, that he does not know that everyone thinks he's a joke! Also a sad little person, who does juvenile things to get back at people but instead just hurts him self. Also a person who can't get laid, leaves a bruise on his penis from too much masturbation.

Do you know that guy Kendal? Yeah, he lies about everything and tries to pretend he knows everything. What a dick schein

by nosa74 October 31, 2009

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mini-schtink

A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.

" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?

by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010

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