Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016

satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower

Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened”

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”

by lil Scrapper January 31, 2020

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

satanic pepperoni

A phrase used to describe a womans nipples.

I was with this chick last night and she had a nice rack with the best satanic pepperonis Ive ever seen!!

by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018

Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 07, 2023

Satan child

IcyXD.

“Icyxd is a satan child”

by thetacocat78 August 08, 2023

Thot Satan

A thot Satan is a species found only in JMS that most people identify as "Josh". Sometimes the Thot satan will bring Mint oreo chocolate bars to school but his grandma who is a year younger than him always steals it.

(basic ass bitch #1) Wow is was walking to English and saw a Thot Satan in the hallway.
(basic ass bitch #2) ok bitch i don't care.
(basic ass bitch #1) fuck you hoe

by Magical_madness101 March 31, 2019