ripping sheets

When you fart and it sounds like you are literally ripping a sheet in two.

What smells?

Sorry, I'm ripping sheets over here!

by iduncurr September 6, 2010

rent-a-rapper

Someone who has or claims to have the talent to further their artistic expression into the mainstream but doesn't have the drive or motivation to do so. Imagine if Tupac didn't record and get radio publicity and perform live, rather only rapped with friends or family and didn't have the motivation to pursue the art. In the same way, a rent-a-rapper may have a gifted vocabulary to which that person may attribute some skill, allowing that person to be a verbally rhythmic individual who people praise for possessing artistic skills.

Person 1: "Wow! That was amazing! Do you ever perform or record music?"
Person 2: "No. I'm just a rent-a-rapper. I don't have the passion for the art."

by DowningOutTheSunshine January 18, 2017

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Ripple

A very cheap wine, similar to Boone's, sold in the 70's and early 80's. Ripple came in many varieties, including Red Ripple and Passion Pink. A bottle is currently on display at Wall Drug in Wall, South Dakota. Ripple was frequently used in the lyrics of the rap group Nasty Niggas. Ripple came in slender green bottles and is best served very cold.

"By the way, where's my Ripple? I seen this bitch with tha big ass nipples."

"Hey yo, gimme a trailload a bitches, and a case a Ripple and I'm OUT."

by Rollo January 5, 2005

Wanna-Be Rappers

Wanna-be thugs and rappers,that think they can rap and think they will be famous one day! they wear fake jewelry and get real tattoos thinking their a rapper!!!I'm not saying they can't or won't be famous one day,it's just in high school I remember these kids saying they would be famous and be a rapper,and years later I never seen on tv or heard any of their music?My point is if your gonna be a famous rapper then stick with that plan?I think alot of kids rap to be popular in high school!! Some kids can't rap worth of shit?

at the talent show the rap group performs.
Keisha and her friend decide to go:
Keisha:man these guys are really good!
Tasha:please are they really gonna be rappers?
20 years later!!
Bet Music videos
Keisha:Tasha wear are those kids we went to high school wit that said they would be rappers?
Tasha:please you really believed they were gonna be rappers?They were wanna-be rappers,they probably did it to be popular!!

by leoking93 June 6, 2010