Pinteresting

Something worthy of being pinned or re-pinned on Pinterest. Something that you find pinteresting usually decries how funny, sad, or sadly funny your life is.

*girl sees a sign that says "laugh at your own jokes."
girl: "Ha! That's pinteresting!"
guy: "Only because no one else does."

by nhdsiog July 28, 2012

Pointer

Butch, homely, unattractive female.

That bartender was a real Pointer.

by Jayce September 21, 2004

Painters cologne

The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily

Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??

John: why, is he taking a long time?

Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.

John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.

Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.

by WSDC July 12, 2014

laser pointer

A way to someone to bust a cap in ya in LA.

Yo. Put that pointer in the glovebox before someone caps yo ass!

by Aribeth April 7, 2005

Punter

The male genitalia. ie a penis, a knob, a dick, a willy, a "meat and two veg", a "the long danlgy bit above yer baws" and a wally.

1) *A young woman rubs her clitoris whilst being filmed on someones mobile phone* "Davie get yer punter oot!"

2) "Get yer punter in this munter."

3) "A punter a day keeps the munters away."

Also

4)"Let's make love, get your punter in my vagina"

by Paddy and Guygo Connection July 23, 2006

laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

by Rachel Whelan June 2, 2007

piss painter

the acidity of urine has a notable affect on copper and some metals. To some, the product created is concidered modern art

Josh has this weird metal artwork in his living room...
Don't touch it! He's a piss painter

by bayla April 27, 2009