Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

by Dannyboii January 27, 2013

golden pineapple

Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a golden pineapple last night, shit was the best!

by M Manson November 15, 2018

pink pineapple

When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.

Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...

by Pandapig1 January 2, 2014

pineapple

a wonderful fruit
*when pineapple is eaten by a male, makes his 'cum' taste sweet!!

girl- (gives guy a bj)
'mmmm i dnt mind swallowin, tasted gd!!!...Almost like pineapple'
guy- 'haha well its cos i ate pineapple earlier on, ur so slow!'

by ella_pixie December 29, 2005

pineapple

A freaking fruit for god's sake!

Be like a pineapple, be sweet on the inside, tough and prickly on the outside, and always wear a crown.

by PurplePugPotato2 March 23, 2017

Pineappleing

To relieve ones self in a sink or basin.

Q, What are you doing?
A, Pineappleing.

by ugand September 3, 2009

Pineapples

Why are you looking at the definition of pineapples, you brainless block of internet?

You should know what pineapples are.

by pine_apple April 15, 2017