Philosophy

"Love of Wisdom"

Philosophy:The study of life..:

by Forever Love1993 May 7, 2015

philosophy

the science of stating really obvious things

I used philosophy to know that I exist

by Mark Fulsmer June 24, 2016

philosopher

A study of though of which there are 2 Arch Types,

Realist Philosophers: Asks not why, but how

Bull****er philosopher: Spends all day asking.....whyyyyyyy?

There may exist a counter balance of the 2 but these findings are inconclusive.

"Confucious was a realist philosopher, you are a bull****er"

by Some guy named Dalsus October 9, 2006

dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.

The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.

by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

philosopher

1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.

In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

or

As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.

by Bega November 3, 2005

philosexual

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

by Interns! July 22, 2015

Philosophuck

To have meaningful or spiritual conversation, or to discover life's meaning while having sexual intercourse.

Man, me and Aphrodite were getting it on, and seriously, that was one hell of a philosophuck.

Dude, I totally philosophucked her too! And now we're getting married.

...Dude, she's my girlfriend. You slept with her? Are you philosophucking kidding me?!

by Christos or Kristos and Kab March 13, 2010