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A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...
When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...
by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009
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by feliks March 14, 2006
Get the naked mirror karate mug.The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.
It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.
It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.
Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"
Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"
Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."
by zoee-owee-owee September 18, 2010
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Get the naked yoga mug.Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
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