mullet

A fish
Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae, found worldwide in tropical and temperate coastal waters and some freshwater streams. Also called gray mullet.
The red mullet.

Lets go out fishing for mullet.

by Mark January 21, 2005

mullet butt

A butt which resembles an overgrown mullet

"I hooked up with him, but I definitely wouldn't date him. He has such a mullet butt."

by sketchballitudinator December 27, 2008

Mullet Whore

noun. a woman (usually of the disreputable variety) who tends to sleep with men who drive motorcycles (usually Harley Davidson), men who worship stock car racing, and men who have short hair on the front and sides but not in the back.

Drew: Hey did you see that girl on the back of Dave's bike?
Glenn: Yeah, what a mullet whore!

by got jokesathighwatch May 17, 2009

Mullettized

When something is fucked-up beyond repair. Named after the bottom feeding fish

Chris said that this inspection form has been completely mullettized

by Bootstrap & Hawxey Inc. July 14, 2009

Mullet-culturalism

Much like Multi-Culturalism, but better. When a gathering of 30 year-old men with mullets gather, it's called a Mullet-Culturalism.

Man, were you at the red-neck olympics last Saturday, it had a wide-range of Mullet-Culturalism.

by JleoMott August 28, 2009

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

uber-mullet

A mullet on steroids. So long, it's ridiculous, and it's even more of a mistake than its baby, the mullet.

e.g. Billy Ray Cyrus had an uber-mullet.

by jazzrock March 15, 2007